very funny

Once upon a time. There was just one cinema theatre in the Village.The village people, though backward were very patriotic. Infact as a Cinema screen, the owner of the theatre, hadinstalled a khaadi dhoti.The villagers were very happy with the idea of a KhaadiDhoti screen. They decided to dedicate the theatre toMahatma Gandhiji, and named the theatre:
" GANDHI KEE DHOTI"Some of the Up coming films/attractions at "GANDHI KEEDHOTI" cinema hall, as advertised in the Local Newspaper were:
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein ' KACHHE DHAGE'.
Gandhi keeDhoti mein 'HUL-CHUL'.
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein 'Daraar '.
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein 'Chuppa Rustom'Gandhi kee Dhotimein 'Aandhi'.
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein 'Garam Hawaa'
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein 'Kuchh Kuchh hota hai'.
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein 'Josh'.
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein 'Mere Do Anmol Ratan' .
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein 'Judwaa '.
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein 'Tera Jadoo Chal Gaaya'.
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein 'HeraPheri'.
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein ' Kaante '
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein 'Kucch to hai'
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein 'Qurbani'
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein 'Woh kaun thi'
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein 'Kal Ho Na Ho'
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein 'Waisa Bhi Hota Hai'
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein 'Chameli'
Gandhi keeDhoti mein 'Gangaajal'
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein 'Pyaasi Jawani'
Gandhi kee Dhoti mein 'Ab Tak 56'........