came accross some real fine adult jokes :
1.. When I was born, I got a choice - A big dick or a good memory.I am not able to remember, what did I choose? _____2.. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory. _____3.. My wife is a s*x object. Every time I ask for s*x, she objects. _____4.. Impotence: Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings". _____5.. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men-'don't' and 'stop', unless they are used together == 'don't stop'! _____6.. Panties are not the best thing on earth, but next to best thing onearth. _____7.. There ar e three stages to s*x in a person's life:Tri Weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly. _____8.. Having s*x is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner,you'd better have a good hand. _____9.. Q : What's an Australian kiss?A : The same thing as a French kiss, only down under _____10.. A couple just married were happy with the whole thing.He was happy with the Hole and She was happy with the Thing. _____11.. Q : What are the three biggest tragedies in a man's life? (The bestone)A : Life sucks, job sucks and the wife doesn't!12.. Teacher: Use "harassment" in a sentence.Johnny: Her mouth said no, but "her ass meant" y es. _____13.. Q : What's the difference between a bitch and a whore?A : A wh*re sleeps with everyone at the party and a b*tch sleeps witheveryone except you. _____14.. Q : Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?A : Br*asts don't have eyes....... _____15.. Despite the old saying, "Don't take your troubles to bed",many men still sleep with their wives!