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Newton's 4th law : Every soul in this world has a pole or hole.
When pole goes inside the hole a new sole comes out either with
a pole or hole.
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What is the difference between Monica Lewinski and Monica Seles?
Though both are good with balls but Seles is a tennis player and
Lewinski is a penis player.
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A man to his wife "Let me take photo of ur breasts, so I can see
them whole day.
Wife replies "Let me take a photo of ur penis, at least I can
enlarge the copy".
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What is rape?
Rape is sexual operation without co-operation where there is
insertion of an erection into a depression without permission.
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Behind every successful woman, there is a satisfied man. but
behind a satisfied woman, there is an exhausted man.
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Sex is like a restaurant. Someties u get full satisfactory service,
and sometimes you have to be satisfied with "self-service".
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A mobile is like a woman.... talks non-stop, costs a fortune,
disturbs you when u r busy, and when you need them urgently,
they have no service.
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A newly wedded sardar asks his mom" How should i do it?" MOM says
"Put ur hardest thing where she pisses." sardar puts his head in the toilet.
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A man breaks an egg to make an omlet. He finds the egg empty he got
frustrated and said. " iski maaki aaj-kal murge bhi condom use kar te hai...."
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Difference between panties of 1970 and 2000 1970 : u have to pull
down the panties to see the buttocks. 2000: u have to separate buttocks to
see the pantie...
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A board in the entrance of a jungle safari reads " ALL the girls
are requested to ensure that their bra's are strapped tight" why?
kyon ki "cheetah bhi peeta hai"
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In america, a vote was done on how many women wanted to sleep with
BILL CLINTON
> > > > > > 1% said YES,
> > > > > > 2% said NO,
> > > > > > 97% said NOT AGAIN